lolzzzz

prince-rylie:

being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes

(via mememaster)

whitespats:

Do you ever feel good about how you look and then

(via impossiblebut-lovely)

rneerkat:

an oyster who trips all the time is very clamsy

(via snorlaxatives)

multipack:

the bible said adam and eve not socks and sandals

(via laughbitches)

annehathawillannehathaway:

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER

clownfish only live 6-10 years in the wild so he’s probably dead by now

(via flaming-cat-nipples)

sermisty:

fosterthepeoplejunkster:

john-watson-is-sherlocked:

asherlockian:

pernillo:

thenocturnalcouchpotato:

fosterthepeoplejunkster:

lypo:

lypo:

got a family of 4 in my house :)X

 my husband died, just me n the kids :(X

 ”we’re not calling him dad.”

i am legitimately interested in this story

every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.

we got a couple of dalmatians

goddammit cruella not this shit again

its back

I tried to not reblog this.

(via jackstroubleinatanktop)

peetasboxers:

peetasboxers:

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING 

ATTRACTIVE

ATTRACTIVE

YOU’RE ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE YOU ATTRACT PEOPLE

(via realfunny-bro)

calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

(via sassylemon)