Why Am I So Cool?

I am from Minnesota. I do not own a polar bear and do not live in an igloo. But, I do always follow back no matter what!
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more-than-5evr:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

(Source: amhras)

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(Source: shavingryansprivates, via more-than-5evr)

buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

(via itspauladeen)

  • english boys: U ALRIGHT LUV
  • australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
  • american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
  • arab guys: you want to make friendship

pootsy:

I FOUND A SET OF PHOTOS OF MY MOM EATING SALAD ON HER COMPUTER??? I’M SJUPER CONFUSED

(via foreveranidiot)